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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7313 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Votes: | 304 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3888 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.