OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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