Sinitys SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6757

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	4319	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Void Armor Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	158	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	8540
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	163	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	597467

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	New Chunks Explored:	578908
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	7637
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	124	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Potions Brewed:	186
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Players:	91/800	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1