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CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	2387
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4547
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Emeralds Found:	4092	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Votes:	1369	Villages Defended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Star Shards Collected:	154
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	58

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mines Excavated:	1326	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	9231

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7804	Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10