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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8743 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
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