Single and Ready to Minecraft: ‘I haven’t had a gf in 5 years’ Server

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Farms Harvested:	527	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8185
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Gods Slained:	2

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9994
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	534512
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mines Excavated:	4485
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mines Excavated:	2749	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runes Activated:	0

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	156	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1