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Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	New Chunks Explored:	295937
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	923076
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2079

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

adaptation, amphibians, Animal Behavior, Anole Lizards, Aqua, aquatic life, Breathe, Bubble, discovery, Evolution, Fun, LIZARD, marine life, Nature, nostrils, reptiles, research, respiratory system, Science, Semi-Aquatic, study, Underwater, wildlife

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GreekPixelmon Survival

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GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.18, 1.21, Adrenaline, Arenas, Community, Creative, creative modes, Economy, Events, game modes, Jail, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Quests, Ratings, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Valhalla

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

What awaits you on our server?

PvP Arenas

Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

Economy

Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

Jail

Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

Features of our server:

Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Date Night Minecraft Server

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So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	5116

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FrescaGate Daycare

accusations, Apology, Babysitting, bedtime routine, Bonding, child care, Communication, cousin, daycare, family drama, Family Events, forgiveness, Fresca, FrescaGate, misunderstanding, overnight babysitting, PAJAMAS, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Trust, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!