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Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	7944
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Votes:	1158
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3327	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7617	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Items Found:	2019	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Votes:	3242
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Star Shards Collected:	286
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6109	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1032	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	9007	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon storage, climate change, conservation, die off, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, greenhouse gases, MAYHEM, mitigation efforts, moss, PALS, Peatland, research, restoration efforts, sphagnum moss, temperature rise, threat, uk

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Buildings Constructed:	26	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

💜 survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 server minecraft

Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113

The description of the server server “Survival without PVE PVP mods” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

opa.bestixworld.ru

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0