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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mines Excavated:	2753	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9440	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	613
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mines Excavated:	2219	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	262
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	3461
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	196