SimpsonsCraft Minecraft Server

animated series, Beloved, comedy, Entertainment, Family Values, friendship, humor, iconic, influential, life lessons, long-lasting impact, memorable quotes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, satire, Server, SimpsonsCraft, social commentary, societal issues, the Simpsons, Timeless, tv show, wisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Remember that time Homer Simpson tried to build a BBQ pit in the backyard and ended up creating a volcano that destroyed the whole town? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can channel your inner Homer and build all the crazy structures your heart desires without any consequences! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner Simpson and create chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even discover some hidden wisdom along the way…or just have a lot of fun blowing things up!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ores Mined:	9763	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Animals Bred:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	1409
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	130	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	482846	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Buildings Constructed:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	198

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1645	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8054	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).