SimpPixel Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	64	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Emeralds Found:	170
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2196

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Emeralds Found:	9353	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Votes:	6846
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	5728	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Villages Defended:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	127	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magic Items Found:	3762	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3025
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	3195	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	192
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	3793
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	9898

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	401
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Emeralds Found:	9058	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5344
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7