SimpMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Haven 1.20

Ability, Anime, battle, Bleach, Combat strategy, Defeat, defeat by brute force, Ethereal, Haven, hits hard, loses, Manga, powerful attacks, reality manipulation, reality warping, shinigami, SHONEN, soul reaper, strength, Supernatural powers, underestimation, Weakness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3313
Zombie Dances:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1223 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

amen, bargain, Blessing, chapter, chapter 6, convenience, Dinner, DISCOUNT, Fiction, Food, Grateful, Highly Nutritious, Literature, macaroni and cheese, mastermind, microwavable, Minecraft, novella, page, Page 1223, part, part 2, previous page, sale, Shiori, smp, Story, thankful, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6706	Emeralds Found:	7305
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5670
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old macaroni and cheese dinners? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special recipe that will bless your taste buds and fill your hunger bar in no time! Join us and feast on our highly nutritious, microwavable mac and cheese dinners that were sold to us by a group of friendly villagers who were having a sale. Amen to that, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. From battling giant creepers to building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate mac and cheese dinner that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Let the cheese be with you!

BroBroBlameMe Minecraft Server

academic performance, Airport Travel, BroBroBlameMe, communication breakdown, conference preparation, Confrontation, contact lenses, Emotional Abuse, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, Gaslighting, Glasses, Manipulation, Minecraft, optometrist, prescription refill, school stress, Server, sibling conflict, trust issues

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sabotage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can steal your last pair of contact lenses! Our server is filled with magical potions that can restore your vision and protect you from pesky siblings.

Embark on quests to find the elusive contact lens case and contact solution scattered throughout the land. Battle against evil mobs who try to prevent you from seeing clearly.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about being called fat or having your belongings destroyed by family members again. Join now and see the world in a whole new way – literally!

Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	999
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

BarCraftersUnited

bar, bar fights, BarCraftersUnited, BIZARRE, bizarre incidents, crazy, Disturbing, drunken antics, messed up, Outrageous, shocking behavior, shocking moments, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected situations, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird encounters, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

SagaSurvival

Economy, Minecraft Survival server Romanian Enchanted Economy Mines Farms Casino Friends Multiplayer Roleplaying Adventure PvP Quests Plugins Server community Events Minigames Custom content Online gaming, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

We are waiting for you on sagasurvival.com! This is a Romanian Minecraft survival server, but don’t worry, the server language is EN/RO. You will find unique and never-before-seen content, such as an enchanted survival server with economy, mines, farms, and more. Come play in the casino and have fun with your friends!

play.sagasurvival.com:8205

TecsusPadMine come free admin server Minecraft

Free Admin, Minecraft, Survival, TecsusPadMine, Vulture

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	5643	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

TecsusPadMine

survival

free admin

vulture

TecsusPadMine.aternos.me:42359

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, animated, animation, Anime, Character, ecchi, Ethereal, FANTASY, fantasy girl, Fap, fictional character, girl, Haven, hentai, Japanese culture, Last, long tail, Manga, Otaku, sexual content, tags, waifu

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7581	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	187	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Bro, forget about that for a sec and listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonders where you can build whatever the heck you want!

I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.

And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.

DALL-E 3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic expression, bing.com, computer vision, Create, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design inspiration, digital art, Epic, Image Generation, image manipulation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural network, smp, Technology, visual creativity, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	3852
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	58
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where you can ride pigs into battle, fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

QuirkyQT in Minecraft SMP

alternative perspective, distinctive qualities, eccentricity, hidden talents, idiosyncratic traits, independent spirit, Individuality, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, mysterious aura, nonconformity, offbeat interests, peculiar habits, peculiar tastes, quirky sense of humor, QuirkyQT, rare qualities, smp, unconventional beauty, unconventional charm, unconventional style, unique personality, unorthodox behavior

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	82
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons getting down on the dance floor.

2. Our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamond blocks like they’re candy. You just gotta do a little llama dance and boom, you’re rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. It’s chaotic and hilarious.

4. Our community is full of crazy characters, like a villager who speaks only in puns and a zombie who thinks he’s a famous rapper. You’ll never be bored with these wacky folks around.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UselessFactsCraft

completely useless information, Fun facts, fun trivia, interesting facts, long tail tag, pointless facts, Random facts, random knowledge, random trivia, random useless facts, Trivia, trivial knowledge, unimportant facts, unimportant information, useless data, useless fact, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbits, useless trivia, UselessFactsCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	526
New Chunks Explored:	892094	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a hidden village filled with talking cows who give out valuable life advice? Join us and discover the secret of the wise bovine beings! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond-encrusted chicken roaming around, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. So come on, join our server and uncover the wacky wonders that await you!

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, ChaosCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Stability, Syria, Syrian-Iranian relations, Warning, warning message

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6031	Mines Excavated:	2006
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4326
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

C0V1D, coronavirus, covid, D3C4D3, economic repercussions, five years ago, global crisis, health emergency, healthcare system, historical event, impact on society, lessons learned, Lockdown, long time ago, mask mandates, mental health challenges, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, vaccination efforts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	5694	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	389
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Players:	94/800	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7002	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2