SimplyVanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3590
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Meteorites Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Animals Bred:	147
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	3113

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	578	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8361
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	4483
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Animals Bred:	143
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	711	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Animals Bred:	36

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4407	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1