SimplySmelted | New Minecraft Servers 2025

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2366	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	2215	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7885	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Star Shards Collected:	206	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	120
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5082	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Farms Harvested:	875
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

Players:	95/600	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Spears Created:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2