Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

Active players, Allies, betray, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, deliciously, Discord, Duping, escape spawn, HACKING, map size, nether roof, ONLINE, Order, PvP, semi anarchy, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Unmodded, Vanilla, Website, world, World Borders

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	4599
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5710	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Simply <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/the-rise-of-pbg/">Vanilla Server</a>

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP	`simplyvanilla.net`
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size	10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since 2019.
What is the map size of the server?	The map size is 10 TB+.
Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server?	Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

Nation-States

4K, building, Casual, Claiming, Diplomacy, Factions, Interaction, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, progress, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Target, Trade, TYPE, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8155	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Alien Abductions:	3

Server Name	Nation-States
Version	1.20+
Overview	Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system.

FAQ

What type of server is Nation-States?

Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server with elements of diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction.

What version of Minecraft does Nation-States support?

Nation-States supports Minecraft version 1.20 and higher.

How big is the map on Nation-States?

The map on Nation-States is approximately 4k by 4k.

What claiming system does Nation-States use?

Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.

Is Nation-States more geared towards casual players or PvP players?

Nation-States is targeted more towards casual, building players, but also has systems in place for those wanting more PvP.

How can I join Nation-States?

You can join Nation-States by clicking on the following Discord link.

Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3523
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ores Mined:	4358
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	6932
Buildings Constructed:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

compassmine.aternos.me

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Votes:	654	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	64

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Enchantments Applied:	54	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	105	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mines Excavated:	2046	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Crops Grown:	2363
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!