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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1844 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never wear pants while playing! That’s right, we believe in the freedom of letting your pixelated legs roam free. But beware, if you’re caught wearing pants, you’ll be banished to the Pants Dimension where you’ll have to fight off an army of evil pants mobs.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Chicken Genie.
So come join us and experience the madness of our pantsless, chicken-filled world. Just remember, when in doubt, dance it out!
