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DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4862
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1771
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	60

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4444	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	909
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	4829	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5