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Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7526
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	829065
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2558
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4101
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	3238
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2039	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0