SimplerTimes Minecraft Server

bygone era, Childhood, classic, good old days, historical, Innocence, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reflection, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, Server, simpler time, SimplerTimes, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, wistful

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Emeralds Found:	998
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Back in the good ol’ days, before creepers roamed the land and skeletons shot arrows at your face, there was a Minecraft server that was like no other. It was a magical place where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and players rode around on giant chickens.

Join our server and experience the wonders of a world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava is actually made of chocolate (don’t eat it though, trust us). Our community is filled with friendly unicorns, talking cows, and a group of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music and a penchant for riddles. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the riches that await?

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6085
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	126

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6038	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5776	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.