New Minecraft Servers

SimplerTimes Minecraft Server

SimplerTimes Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Back in the good ol’ days, before creepers roamed the land and skeletons shot arrows at your face, there was a Minecraft server that was like no other. It was a magical place where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and players rode around on giant chickens.

Join our server and experience the wonders of a world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava is actually made of chocolate (don’t eat it though, trust us). Our community is filled with friendly unicorns, talking cows, and a group of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music and a penchant for riddles. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the riches that await?

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OceanPvP

    OceanPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to OceanPvP Experience the pinnacle of Modern PvP, where precision and strategy define the battlefield!

    Current Features: FFA Modes: Hone your skills with Sword, DiamondPot, and CrystalPvP challenges. Practice Mode: Currently under development — exciting updates are on the way!

    Supported Minecraft Versions: Seamlessly join the action from 1.16.5 to 1.21.3.

    Server Location: We’re currently hosted in Europe (EU), with plans to expand to a North American (NA) domain soon.

    Server IP: oceanpvp.xyz

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Face of 1HP 1.20.2

    The Face of 1HP 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality rollercoaster for your brain! Imagine being on 1HP in real life and then posting your face on /v/ – that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll experience here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life, join now and show off your 1HP face to the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition

    DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP

    NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, so many celebs playing with us, it’s insane. Like, Justin Bieber built a giant statue of himself out of diamonds, and Beyonce has a secret underground bunker full of rare loot. But watch out for Kanye West, he keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds and build a castle made entirely of gold blocks. It’s wild, man. So come join us and hang out with all the celebs, it’s gonna be epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoRestForTheBlocky

    NoRestForTheBlocky

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sleeping like a noob? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be so addicted to playing that you won’t even have time to sleep! Our server is so lit, you’ll be pulling all-nighters just to keep up with the fun.

    Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tamed a creeper as a pet.

    So why waste your time sleeping when you could be mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and exploring our epic custom-built worlds? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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