Simplemon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3550	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Dimension Hops:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	6722	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Villages Defended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	309	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5875

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Emeralds Found:	5994	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1