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How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
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Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

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Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	9963	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Animals Bred:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Villages Defended:	10	Animals Bred:	102
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	425169
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	880513
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2319
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12