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Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	5604
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2469	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Potions Brewed:	107
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9957	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Star Shards Collected:	270	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	675
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	11