SimpleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4049
Enchantments Applied:	213	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	6166
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	6643
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1316	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	8811
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crops Grown:	8449
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2109
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	760
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1