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Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

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Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become an American hero!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP

body positivity, comfort, Confidence, CONVINCING, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Girls, higher-ups, Individuality, less provocative, Minecraft, modesty, Outfit, outfits, Overhaul, REVEALING, Self-expression, Sexuality, slutty, smp, societal norms, Style, trends

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfit changes and questionable decisions by the higher ups! Who knew that pixelated characters could cause such a stir with their fashion choices? Say goodbye to those “holy boobers” and hello to a server where anything goes (except for those scandalous outfits, apparently). Come join the chaos and see what other crazy changes are in store for our players!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have potential Cinderella nerfs coming up soon, so get ready for some crazy changes that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through challenges and quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Our updates are so wild, they make the Charge Bug in Harran look like a walk in the park.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Solo Raid: Behemoth, Full Burst Day, and Co-op: Land Eater that will test your skills and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Cinderella to Rapunzel to Grave, we’ve got characters and outfits that will make you feel like a true Minecraft fashionista.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2901	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KissCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3