SiMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Votes:	7949	Void Armor Forged:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	417301
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7484	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Runes Activated:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4957	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	2143	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	169
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	106/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	1995
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1