Simp Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Void Armor Forged:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Simp Survival! Our main goal of this server is to have a nice relationship with our players. If you are wondering who the owner of the server is- we don’t know. We stole it. That’s the story we’ll all tell you. In order to create a great Minecraft community, you need to start with great staff. And since we want the very best Minecraft experience for you players, we will be playing right by your side in survival and holding weekly events (including, but not limited to: mazes, build contests, bed wars, UHC, you name it!)

158.69.54.212:25591

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	9746
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Votes:	7920
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Votes:	9493

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Votes:	8554	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	4060	Enchantments Applied:	218

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4123	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	3190
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Gems Collected:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	171
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	3972
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!