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NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, NOVAAnarchy1.21.1, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, Website

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1728
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.

Virtual AI Artistry 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4chanX Catbox userscript, ACO, ai generated art, AI generated images, aids, ARTISTRY, Cloud Hosted Installs, ddg, DEGEN, EDG, EF+HLL Guide, Embed Thread Archive, G.., getting started, GPU Performance Data, HDG FAQ, Hypernetworks, klalalalalalalalala~, ldg, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, models, NovelAI wiki, related tags, Trash, udg, VG, virtual, VT, vtai, VTai Resources, VTai Scripts, VTai Wiki, vtaiArchive, Vtuber, VTuber LoRAs, VTuber Model Mixes, VTuber Prompt List, VTuber XL Loras

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Hey yo, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and klalalalalalalalala~ Edition madness!

Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server that has an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality? Plus, our server is so crazy that even the /vtai/ Wiki is DOWN and TBD – talk about living life on the edge!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got resources galore, from VTuber XL Loras to LoRA checklists to VTuber prompt lists. And don’t even get me started on our Catbox scripts – they’re so wild, they’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaotic world of /vtai/ where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	170	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0