| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8205 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3011 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9371 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5420 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9395 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 130 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6064 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9107 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4832 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 156 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1678 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8052 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 789 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Votes: | 1618 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2139 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Enchantments Applied: | 250 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7016 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7558 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8700 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 5364 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1579 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7089 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7998 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6801 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4286 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8682 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 264 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2558 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
