Silvermons: Minecraft Server of Misfit Pixelmon and Endless Tournaments! Join the chaos!

Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endless, friendly community, Gyms, Join, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Misfit, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Server, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Silvermons Server Overview:

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information:

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	Pixelmon Reforged on 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

FAQ:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.

Q: What content does the server have for players?

A: The server offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

Q: What version of Pixelmon Reforged is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.silvermons.com

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Farms Harvested:	611	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Star Shards Collected:	87	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Buildings Constructed:	33

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8491
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Secret Passages Found:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Potions Brewed:	66
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	144	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Star Shards Collected:	115	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!