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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3774 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!