SillySerious SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Love Letters Sent:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ores Mined:	7245	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Potions Brewed:	172

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	192
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!