SillyEaterMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	560	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Villages Defended:	12

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	923449	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	2030
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mines Excavated:	2748
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Royal Courts Attended:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Players Killed by Monsters:	5472	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5971
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	91/900	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3