New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge

Step inside the world where Minecraft isn’t just a game—it’s a multi-faceted layer of reality rife with the absurdity of job skills and the enigmatic nature of faith. Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge, where positivity is enforced, and the existential dread of erotic block physics merges with the preaching prose of distant deities.

Prepare for a chaotic multiplayer experience that shatters any semblance of sanity! We offer you:

    • Job Skills Workshop: Ever wanted to learn how to mine diamond ore while contemplating your faith in the existential void? Here, you’ll attend guided sessions led by our local Prophet of Productivity—equipped with Holy Blocks™ of Positive Thinking, sourced from nowhere and everywhere. Be warned: quotes from ancient scrolls (aka the Bible) may manifest unexpectedly if you mine just a little too deep.

    • Randomized Bible Verse Events: Join the fray as verses rain down from the sky in times of crisis. Each verse has the potential to grant you mystical abilities—or doom you to a self-reflective purgatory while constructing shrines dedicated to sheer absurdity.
Feature Description
Faithful Mining Unearth gems while contemplating the futility of existence! Each block broken whispers unnecessary wisdom.
Piety PvP Engage in player versus player combat where you wield the Sword of Righteousness—losing only leads you deeper into the morass of confusion.
The Intern Gauntlet Survive a series of brutal tasks that echo the mundane trials of your worldly job! Collect “meh” badges to level up your confusion!
Endless Meetings Participate in confusing discussions about whether it’s permissible to construct a church entirely out of TNT! Each meeting could lead to enlightenment or explode into nonsensical chaos!

Warnings & Conspiracies

Why did this server mysteriously appear, questioning the presence of God in a world of blocky limitations? Rumors say, it was cursed by the very Constructor of Creation after a heated debate over the ethics of crafting weapons in a divine realm. Now it stands as a portal for those seeking questions without answers—or maybe answers that lead to questions!

Testimonials from Our Confused Patrons

“I thought it’d be fun until I realized the only way forward was a never-ending loop of motivational speeches and creepers! Thanks, I think?” – perplexed_player99

“Best. Server. Ever. I find solace in mining coal that whispers sweet nothings about virtue and redemption!” – divine_digger77

Frequent Absurdities — FAQ (Unhelpful)

Q: Can I play as my own deity? A: Absolutely! But first, you must create the ceremonial altar using blocks made of melted hopes.

Q: Is it possible to escape the preaching? A: Only if you dig down far enough—some say you might find the Philosopher’s Stone of Rational Thinking.

Q: Why are there llamas everywhere? A: They are the divine messengers of chaos! Worship them with offerings of cooked mutton.

Joining Our Cult of Uncertainty

Join us at Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge—but be wary, for laughter could lead to an existential crisis at any moment. Absurdist rituals await you, where every block you place might lead to enlightenment—or insanity.

Will you dare interact with the chaotic irony of positivity alongside skepticism? Become part of the legend that is Salvation’s Forge, where every grin might be an omen, and every diamond holds a whisper of a deeper truth—or is it just blocky nonsense? Embrace the confusion!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fungus Horse Fun Zone Whitelist

    Fungus Horse Fun Zone Whitelist

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fungus Horse [Vanilla] 🌟

    Status: Whitelist


    Join Us! Fungus Horse needs more players! It’s more fun with friends, trust us! We got a cool and active crew, but we need YOU to make it even better.

    How to Join:

      • Hit us up on Discord: Join Here
      • Apply and jump in the fun!

    Remember: If you want fun, you gotta play! Don’t miss out!


    See you in the game! 🎮

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  • CheesyCraft Fun Zone 1.21+

    CheesyCraft Fun Zone 1.21+

    New Minecraft Servers

    CheesyCraft Redux

    Server Type: Semi-vanilla Version: 1.21.7+ Voice Chat: Simple Voice Chat Unique Content: Yes


    Server Info


    About Us

    CheesyCraft is all about fun in survival! They want players who love to play and try new stuff. The cool features are made just for this server. Most of the looks come from the players, too!

    They keep it simple and nice, no junk like crates or stuff you can buy. It’s all about Quality over quantity.


    Plugins

      • GriefPrevention
      • Simple Voice Chat
      • CoreProtect
      • Squaremap

    Team

      • Owner: GentlemanCheesy
      • Advisors: Mankdk, TNT_SHEEP

    Join the fun! Hope to see you soon!

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  • KaizoXDEvents Fun Zone!

    KaizoXDEvents Fun Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    KaizoXDEvents

    Welcome to KaizoXDEvents! This server is all about fun and games. Here’s what you can expect:

    Server Info

      • Version: 1.20.5-1.21.4
      • Type: Survival
      • Events: Yes!

    What’s Going On?

    KaizoXDEvents.falixsrv.me has loads of events to keep things fresh. From survival play to parkour (still in the works), there’s always fun stuff happening!

    Join the Team!

      • Want to help? Staff apps are open! If you’re keen and responsible, we want you.
      • Be part of the crew that keeps events on track and the place safe.
      • Help out with our fun survival mode using cool tools to make things easier.

    Join Us!

    Come help our small crew grow and have a blast!

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  • Tuffy SMP Chill Build Crew 18+

    Tuffy SMP Chill Build Crew 18+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tuffy SMP

    Hey Folks,

    This is a chill, 18+ Modded Minecraft SMP for friends. No griefing, no drama. Just a bunch of laid-back players building and exploring together.

    ⛏️ Server Info:

      • Java Edition
      • Modded Survival
      • Whitelisted (tight-knit and safe)
      • Small player base – we grow slow
      • $10/month (keeps the server up)

    🪓 How to Join:

      • Join our Discord server
      • Say hi & show you’re 18+
      • Get whitelisted and start playing!

    ⚔️ Some Mods:

      • Biomes O’ Plenty
      • Beautify
      • Few Macaw’s Mods
      • Sophisticated Backpacks
      • Passive Skill Tree
      • Alex’s Caves
      • Yung’ Dungeons
      • Immersive Aircraft
      • And Much More

    If you like builds, solo stuff, redstone, or just vibing, this is for you.

    Drop by the Discord if you’re keen – we want to meet you!

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  • AtlasCivsSmpVanilla – Build World

    AtlasCivsSmpVanilla – Build World

    New Minecraft Servers# WELCOME TO ATLASCIVS

    Are you looking for: – A geopol server to chill on? – A world where your stuff stays? – A place that kicks out the lazy?

    Then Atlascivs is the spot for you!

    AtlasCivs is a geopol RP server. It’s all about active worldbuilding and fun gameplay in a world that never resets. Players shape the world, not just the admins.

    ## SERVER FEATURES – Claimable Area: 3k x 3k (3k radius) with a 5k world border. – Build Protection: Your builds and claims are safe. – Nether Travel: 1:1 system, nether resets now and then. – Infrastructure: Lots of ways to build roads, canals, and rails.

    ## NATIONS Join player nations that: – Go to war – Make deals – Trade – Form alliances

    Each nation has its own rules and chances for you to grow your power. The folks here are super friendly and welcome new members.

    ## WORLDBUILDING Love to create? – Writing – Drawing – Music – Videos

    All creative stuff is welcome!

    ## FAQ – No Towny. Claims are player-driven and checked by admins. – Elytra is off. Nether is 1 to 1. – No hate speech or toxic vibes allowed. – Mostly vanilla gameplay, but with cool custom stuff like crafting and roleplay. – No Dynmap. Maps are made by players. Minimaps are okay.

    Launch Info: No apps needed to join!

    ## SERVER INFOGame Version: JAVA 1.21.8 (Works with any 1.21.X) – Join Us on Discord: Click Here

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