SignsOfSMPDecline | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	84	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	1664	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	711469	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4088
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1491

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	813
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2874	Players Killed by Monsters:	1368
Animals Bred:	139	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	6740	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5395	Crops Grown:	1859
New Chunks Explored:	531888	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	4571
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	280
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

Players:	98/800	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4