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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9589 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 118 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
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