SickDayMinecraftSMP

Activity, binge watch, books, Boredom, comfort food, cuddle up, healing, hot tea, Medicine, movies, NAP, pass time, Recovery, Relaxation, REST, self-care, sick day, SickDayMinecraftSMP, Sleep, Soup, tv shows

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck, and then they found diamonds in the next mine they dug. It’s like, the ultimate lucky charm, bro.

And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and drink potions all night long. It’s wild, man. I heard one time they accidentally turned a sheep into a disco ball and it was the best party ever.

But the best part is, there’s this legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the server that nobody has been able to find yet. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only respond to the cha-cha slide. It’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2747	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Mines Excavated:	1564
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5734	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6479	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	8256
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.