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CraftyTimeWasters

CraftyTimeWasters, creative hobbies, Effective time management, efficiency, goal-setting, healthy distractions, learning new things, mindfulness, personal development, procrastination, Productive procrastination, productivity, self improvement, skill development, Time management, time management tips, time optimization, time well spent, time-wasting activities, Time-wasting strategies, work-life balance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while avoiding creepers and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make even the most seasoned player drool with envy. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, challenging players to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, causing chaos and mayhem that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a sneaky Enderman might be lurking around the corner, ready to steal your precious diamonds.

SlovakEnergyWarsMC

accuses, cross-border relations, diplomatic conflict, eastern europe, Energy Cooperation, energy front, energy security, european politics, european union, foreign policy, gas supply, geopolitical tensions, government relations, international relations, Natural Gas, political tension, regional stability, SlovakEnergyWarsMC, Slovakia, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, bro! we got zelenskyy accusing slovakia of opening a second energy front against ukraine, like whaaat? that’s some crazy drama right there, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony… well, except when we’re battling it out in epic pvp battles, of course!

come join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knows, you might even uncover some ancient secrets hidden within the depths of our world. but be warned, there are some seriously spooky mobs lurking around every corner, so watch your back!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories together. trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? let’s get crafting, my dudes!

Pooperclip Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, black ops, Classified, covert operation, covert ops, Espionage, espionage thriller, government conspiracy, Infiltration, intelligence, long tail tag, mission accomplished, Operation Pooperclip, Pooperclip, Quest, secret agent, secret mission, special forces, stealth, Surveillance, top secret, undercover, Underway, waking up

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Lol join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Operation Pooperclip going on! Wake up sheeple, it’s time to poop and clip like never before!

We got secret missions, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of poop jokes waiting for you!

Don’t be a noob, join us and be part of the most epic poop-tastic experience in Minecraft history!

Who needs sleep when you can be pooping and clipping all day long on our server?

Join now and become a legendary pooperclipper in the world of Minecraft!

FlaminCraft: Korean Runway Disaster

air travel, Airport accident, airport security, Aviation (Industry), aviation disaster, CASUALTIES, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, FlaminCraft, international incident, investigation, Korean, national news, passenger plane, plane crash, Plane fire, rescue operation, runway, Runway skid, Safety Measures, south korea, South Korean airport, Tragedy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Votes:	1606	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where planes be burstin’ into flames left and right! we promise our server is plane crash free, unless you count the time a pig flew too close to the sun and crashed into a mountain. but don’t worry, we have insurance for that.

our server is so lit, it’s like a runway on fire! but don’t worry, we have firefighters on standby to put out any flaming pigs or exploding creepers. join us and build your own runway, or maybe a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun. the possibilities are endless, just like the flames on that runway in south korea.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave the real world behind, where planes be burstin’ into flames and pigs be flyin’ too close to the sun. it’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t end up crashin’ and burnin’ like those poor souls in south korea.

Smoke-Free City

2019 study, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular mortality, city, environmental tobacco smoke, global study, health risks, Heart Disease, heart health, mortality rate, non-smokers, passive smoking, public health, secondhand smoke, secondhand smoke deaths, secondhand smoke effects, secondhand smoke exposure, SmokeFree, smoking, Stroke, stroke risk, tobacco

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6818
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

SphereMC

Active, ATMTeam, build battle, Community, Dedicated, Difficulty, Download, h.., jo, join us, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Neoforge, Promise, Quality, RAM Recommendation, Server, SphereMC, Version

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	730
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Minecraft Server: SphereMC

Features	Quality Dedicated Server
	Active Community
	Version 1.21.1
	Modpack: All the Mods 10
	Using NEOFORGE

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Started out as a private pack for friends
Includes basics with newer or lesser-known mods
Using NeoForge and on version 1.21
Continually adding new mods for stability
Does not contain all mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I download the modpack?	Simple and quick download available.
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts.
What is the recommended RAM for the server?	Minimum 6GB of RAM recommended.

Join Us Today!

Join SphereMC and be part of our active community. Click here to join Discord

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025 Survival Tips, Chaotic Alliance Raid, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, JALTER BEGINS, Kabuki Lupin III., lalaboy death, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, MEETUPS, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, patch notes, primal, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, XIV

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimension Hops:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Lalaboy death edition! Lalaboys are not welcome here, so tell them to rope themselves. Our latest patch notes include epic updates and events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign. Don’t miss out on resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells – it’s a wild ride! Meetups galore, from LOTR marathons to chaotic alliance raids. Next year’s meetups promise New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and survival tips for 2025. Don’t be a Lalaboy, join us now!

WinchesterWarsMC

aerial combat, air superiority, combat drones, defense technology, drone technology, drone warfare, dual shotguns, eastern europe, military defense, military drones, military innovation, military tactics, military technology, Russian drones, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, weaponized drones, Winchester drone, WinchesterWarsMC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	52
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the drones are armed with dual shotguns? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukraine’s ‘Winchester’ Drone is out here blasting Russian drones out of the sky like it’s nobody’s business!

Join us for some epic battles where you can witness the most insane drone warfare you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our drones don’t mess around – they’re armed to the teeth and ready to take down any enemy that dares to challenge them.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of watching Ukraine’s ‘Winchester’ Drone wreak havoc on the battlefield. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else. Let’s get ready to rumble, gamers!

Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, balanced diet, Bites, calorie control, dieting, eating habits, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy portions, mindful eating, mindful nutrition, mindful portioning, nutrition, portion control, portion size, portion sizes, Realm, smaller portions, Tiny, weight control, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

PartyBetrayedNKorea

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, communism, Conflict, dead soldier, Diary, Espionage, hidden agenda., intelligence, International, Military, north korean, Party, PartyBetrayedNKorea, political intrigue, Propaganda, Secrets, Ukrainian forces, undercover operation, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

so, liek, u kno how ukraine and north korea r like, not bffs? well, get this – sum ukrainian forces found a diary of a dead north korean soldier and they were like “omg, we gotta tell the world about dis!” so they published it. but get this, the diary was all about how the soldier betrayed his own party and was like, “lol screw u guys, imma do my own thing.” it was cray cray, man. so if u wanna join a minecraft server as wild and unpredictable as this story, then come join us! we got crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some diary readings if u lucky. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

BlockyToy Story IceAge Server

animated films, animation, BlockyToy, CGI, childhood favorites, classic CGI movies, computer generated imagery, digital remastering, DreamWorks, Entertainment, Film restoration, film technology, ice age, iceage, movie buffs, movie industry, movie remakes, Nostalgia, pixar, Remaster, Server, Story, toy story, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in ur face but in a good way. our server is so lit, it’s like if Steve and Alex had a baby and it was a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet that actually flushes and a rollercoaster made out of lava. our community is tighter than a pig in a minecart, we got each other’s backs like a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

join us and become part of the most epic adventure since Herobrine tried to take over the world. we got mini-games that will make u pee ur pants with excitement and events that will blow ur mind like a TNT explosion.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Oceanic Stones 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, fan favorite, Hirohiko Araki, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jolyne Cujoh, long-running series, Manga, Mystery, Oceanic, part 6, Popular, Stand, stone ocean, stones, Supernatural, Underrated, unique art style

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to experience the epicness of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine battling stand users, exploring bizarre landscapes, and uncovering the mysteries of Part 6 in all its glory.

Join our server and be part of a community that is as wild and unpredictable as a Jojo fight scene.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true Jojo fan and experience Part 6 like never before.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

FloatCraft Solar Power

desalination, developing countries, electricity generation, FloatCraft, floating solar still, power, refractory plasmonic material, remote areas, Solar, thermoelectricity, water scarcity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a floating solar still that does all the cool stuff like turning salt water into drinkable water AND making electricity! like, whoa dude, that’s some next level eco-friendly tech right there. we’re basically saving the world one block at a time.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer, then come hang with us and witness the magic of our refractory plasmonic material based floating solar still. it’s like something straight out of a sci-fi movie, except it’s real and it’s in minecraft.

so why wait? join us now and be a part of our crazy adventure to make minecraft a better place for everyone. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover some hidden treasures along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and let’s do this!

Banana Sandwich

4-month-old, active server, Armor Stand Editor, average age, banana, Community, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, Fun Events, Good Vibes, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, Minecrafters, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Playerheads, sandwich, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hermitcraft-Inspired SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord for more information.

What does the server offer?

Dedicated Player Base: Join passionate players.
Basic Rules: No griefing, no cheating, just good vibes.

Are new players welcome?

Yes, new players are welcome on the server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. Contact Plooop on Discord for access.

Footprint Odyssey 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, coming out, Disclosure, family reactions, fetishism, foot fetish, Footprint, Hiding, Identity, kink, LGBTQ, odyssey, parental approval, personal boundaries, Secrets, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, shame, social norms, taboo, unconventional desires

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

OMG, so like, join this Minecraft server if your parents find out you’re a foot fag because we have a whole foot fetish village where you can build toe-tally awesome houses and worship feet like the weirdo you are! Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as a foot slave to our admin, who has the most beautiful feet you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on this foot-tastic adventure, join now and step into a world of weirdness!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchantments Applied:	182
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29