New Minecraft Servers
New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Join the server that will explode your mind into a kaleidoscope of disarray!

Do you crave *absolute* chaos wrapped in the warm embrace of pixelated sanity? Welcome to the *greatest* Minecraft server known to humankind and perhaps even *the worst* torturous nightmare of your existence! You won’t believe the *sanity* shattering things you’re bound to witness here. Or maybe you will. Is this a dream? Maybe you’re already *inside* the game? …or maybe you never left? The choice is yours! (Not really.)

Curiously Sane FeaturesUtterly Mind-Numbing Mysteries
Infinite Chicken Dimension: Will you crack the egg of destiny?Time loops: experience the past, present, and future all at the same time. Or not.
Zombie Unicorn Battles: A battle against the *ultimate* fluffy horror.Mlazt explosions: Caution, your brain might explode *three* times!
Reality Distortion Field: Every block you mine leads to *another* reality.Random Skulls on Everything: Because why not? They tell secrets.
Chat with Sentient Blocks: They know everything about you…*Blood Moon Event: Watch as your sanity ebbs like the tide.*

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs rules when you can have *anarchy* in pixel form? Just don’t pick the purple flowers… or do you? Oh, what are you wearing? Just breathe. It’s all just a game, or is it? Your socks have holes in them.

Q: How do I join? A: Just close your eyes, count to *88*, and whisper the server name to the nearest cat. If it doesn’t respond, are you really even alive? Think about it deeply… But! What if you *don’t* think at all?

Q: Can I make friends on the server? A: Friends are just figments of your imagination! Or are you the figment in their reality? Next question, my friend who doesn’t exist!

Random Quotes from our *existing* players

“So this is what you guys really want? You guys are sick and demented.”

“Don’t look at the stars; they’re watching you!”

“If I jump, do I ever land?”

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP