smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mines Excavated:	4404	Towns Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	134

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5860
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	218114
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	244	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	9415	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	154
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	918	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	6566
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	98

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

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FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

Q: What features does the server offer?

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

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FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

Q: What is the server IP?

Q: Can I create content on the server?

Q: How old is the server?

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Sonic Surfing Adventure

Players:	106/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2