Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value deep connections and quality time! Just like the time OP wanted their parents and future in-laws to bond, we want you to bond with our community in a meaningful way.

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is so fun, even SMIL would want to join in on the fun (and hopefully not take up all the space in the conversation)!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Don’t worry, we promise to give you our undivided attention and make sure you have a great time. Just like OP’s parents promised, we will make it clear that this is about meeting your fellow players for the first time.

What do you think, Reddit? Are you ready to join our crazy Minecraft server and be a part of our wacky adventures? Let’s do this!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

    Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

    > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

    Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

    Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

    Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

    The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Oh, forget about Carson Daly, come join our Minecraft server where the only Daly you’ll be thinking about is mining for diamonds all day! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty pet llama by your side.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.

    So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Isles Minecraft Server

    Crafty Isles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world. Why join? Because we have the most exclusive and elusive indie vtubers who are not defined by their corporate branding. We’re talking about chuubas who are so independent, they make Elon Musk look like a corporate sellout.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

    Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

    But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Emeralds Found: 1047

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ⊱ TreesPVP ⊰ Minecraft server

    ⊱ TreesPVP ⊰ Minecraft server

    ⊱ Here at TreesPVP you can show your abilities in practice by trying our signature mob arena with waves, which is not so simple, and only the strongest can reach the final battle ⊰

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Villages Defended: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!

    Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kuro’s game! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!

    But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 411 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

    Donut Delight Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

    Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

    On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

    Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP

    Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen – including the tragic demise of our beloved player Kuuko. But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and diamond armor to go around!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-bending challenges.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2361
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Unburdened Minecraft SMP

    Unburdened Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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