| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 847 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4473 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6308 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 243 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8978 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2995 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6069 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1906 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3409 | Crops Grown: | 6928 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6041 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 63 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 628 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1008 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2944 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2199 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4653 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8238 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3793 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
