ShutUpSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	6223	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	5602
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	7061	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9747
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	250	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Emeralds Found:	1385
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1651	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

Players:	104/900	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Void Gems Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3