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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6757 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Votes: | 5366 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!