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CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3538

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	6700
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	68
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	513

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1664

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.