Shrinking Sea Ice Survival

antarctic, Arctic, bird migration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental degradation, environmental impact, find food, food scarcity, global warming, habitat loss, Ice, marine life, melting ice caps, oceanography, sea, seabirds, Shrinking, Shrinking sea ice, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where the sea ice is shrinking faster than you can say “pufferfish!” our seabirds are in a frenzy trying to find their fishy snacks, but don’t worry, you can help them out by joining our server and building them a giant fish buffet! watch as the penguins do the cha-cha slide on the melting ice, and see if you can out-swim the narwhals in a race to find the last scrap of ice! join now and save the seabirds from starvation, one block at a time!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6689

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6035	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2999
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7525
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	191	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6690	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1361
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Star Shards Collected:	146	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7292
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.