ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Crops Grown:	4640
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Votes:	8290	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	152	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	120
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5957
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crops Grown:	1624
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Animals Bred:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	497318
Love Letters Sent:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Animals Bred:	123	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8245	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!