ShrinkCraft 3.0: Where Everything’s Small Except for the Laughs!

Activity, Adult, BUILD, Community, Dutch-speaking, Dynmap, Events, Everythings, Expansion, fresh world, Friends, hermitcraft, Inspire, laughs, Mature Players, Server, shopping district, ShrinkCraft, Small, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Emeralds Found:	8380	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Language	Dutch
Player Base	Adults
World Age	Just under two months

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

To join the server, send a private message to the server owner expressing your interest. If you get along well, you will receive an invitation to join the server.

What can I build on the server?

You are free to build wherever and whatever you want on the server. The community also works on community builds and organizes events periodically.

Is there a specific theme or goal on the server?

The server draws inspiration from HermitCraft and is currently working on establishing a Shopping District in the Spawn Area. Apart from that, players are encouraged to pursue their own building projects and goals.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Crops Grown:	7433	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	2600
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4348
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1882	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!