ShowerMeNotAMom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

BRIBE, bribery allegations, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, european politics, former president, French politics, Gaddafi, Griefers, high profile trial, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, money laundering, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paradise, political bribery, political corruption, political scandal, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	594116	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Votes:	8179

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Players Killed by Monsters:	2880	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	4715	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1756
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	6438
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2006	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	379124