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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6448 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!